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Marlboro man, engineer edition

This handsome man came over and gardened in my backyard over the weekend. The view reminded me of Pioneer Woman’s Marlboro man.

And so my birthday happened

I started to panic Tuesday night, thinking I’m running out of 20-something birthdays and I’ve been much too sober for most of ‘em, so I grabbed a date and trekked out at the stroke of midnight to my favorite bar.

I ordered “one chocolate birthday milkshake, please.” And wouldn’tchaknowit, the guys came back with candlelit ice-cream slop.

Face parts

My mom tried a lot of diets when she was in her twenties, I remember her saying, but no matter how little she ate it never showed in her face, which may be a subconscious reason why I always prefer pictures like this —

— to this.

Underachiever’s latte art

He didn’t even try.